Cheri Brooks — Two Tickets

Cheri Brooks — Two Tickets

My Mother My Boring Self

Something happens to women once they have a baby. We seem to become boring, self-centered, and neurotic.

I tried to guard against this in myself but (without a full-time paid staff to relieve some of the mommy pressures) resistance was futile. After giving birth I ceased being very good company to anyone other than my adorable baby (whom everyone must admire). I've also noticed that friends who've had kids have ceased being very good company to me.

Having kids is hard on friendships. First, there's the time factor -- you just don't have as much time to hangout with friends when you have a needy baby around. But even worse is the brain factor. Mommy brain just ain't that interesting. Rather than discussing literature and culture and politics, you focus on poop and sleep patterns. It's boring. We're boring.

New mommies also tend to be a tad self-absorbed. I have a mommy blog. 'Nuf said. Friends with babies also display a tone deaf need to talk and talk and talk about the banal intricacies of their mothering life.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. I understand why it happens. It's just boring.

Hello, Darkness, My Old Enemy

Well, it's 3:00 am again and here I am, awake. It happens most nights these days. I've always been a bit of an insomniac. Things I've done or haven't done come crashing down from above to wake me in the wee hours. 

But these days it's different. For the second time in two years, I'm suffering from a frozen shoulder. At least I think that's what I'm suffering from. When Jericho was small, my left shoulder began seizing up. It affected my whole arm, my back, my chest. I couldn't lift my arm very high. I could barely wash or comb my hair. I did physical therapy, saw a orthopedist, got acupuncture ... nothing worked. I would wake up every night at 3:00 am to massage my back on the floor with a tennis ball. That tennis ball and I became very close.

Finally, I found a wonderful massage therapist, Judith. She helped take away the pain. But my shoulder still didn't move right. I couldn't do yoga, which really sucked. Finally, I got sick of dealing with my stupid fucking shoulder and I just began ignoring it. It got better on its own.

Last spring I went back to yoga and things began looking up for me physically. I started to get my body back. It felt very good. I had a brief reprieve at work where I could slip out some days between 12-1:30 pm to sweat and stretch in the glorious Bikram heat. I could almost lift my arms up to touch the sky. 

But then my right arm started acting funny. It threatened to freeze in painful imitation of its left sister. Fuck you, shoulder, I said. I kept doing Bikram to stave off the freezing. Locust pose was particularly helpful. Unfortunately, my cushy gig at work ended and I had to be in court every day. Without that regular dose of yoga, my right shoulder has slowly and steadily followed the icy path of its sister. 

Now the motherfucker wakes me up every fucking night. If I sound testy, it's because I am. I'm tired and in pain. 

But at least it gives me time to blog.

Peeling the Onion

Earlier this year, I recommitted to blogging but then I abruptly stopped. Why? Because I read this snarky article in The Onion. It made me feel that my own blogging efforts were silly, mundane, uninteresting, and, yes, smug. 

However, enough people have told me that they miss my blog, they read it, and think it's -- while not important per se -- at least worth reading occasionally. Putting one's thoughts and feelings out to the blogosphere is a precarious act. You set yourself up for all kinds of snark, even indirect snark directed at people "like you."  

But I decided: Who cares? I want to write. I need to write. So stop reading if you don't like it. And just for good measure, take this cute photo too, suckers.

Duck Soup

Indulge me while I share an impossibly cute video of Jericho. Sorry, I can't help it.

Jericho is not really talking yet. When Jade was almost two, she was conversing about post-structuralist theory in complete, grammatically correct paragraphs (if I remember correctly). Jericho converses with gestures (or "jesters," as his daycare teacher recently wrote), signs, sounds, and a few words.

He can growl. He can say "uh oh!" He has made up some words -- he says "gunga" for nurse, for instance. He repeats some words over and over, like "side," which means outside.

Compared to Jade, he's a bit delayed. But it could just be that he's a boy.

Slack Like Me

There's a new book out that gives introverts some measure of satisfaction. Susan Cain has just published, Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can't Stop Talking, an appreciation of those who eschew the limelight.

I guess the limelight is OK, if it's indirectly focused on our work. But introverts like me get sweaty palms and knotted intestines when we have to stand up and speak, putting the focus on ourselves, the physical person. As you can imagine, this tendency can make being a trial lawyer challenging.

During a recent trial I spent the morning being yelled at alternately by the judge and my client. Neither one was happy with me. Both parties were crazy. I think if I could have taken the handcuffs off my client and exchanged them for the judge's robe, all things would have remained fairly equal. Trial could have proceeded as before -- with my client on the bench and the judge sitting next to me as the defendant -- and society would have remained just as safe.

But the uncontrollable physical reaction I had to beginning the trial each day is something I'm sure many introverts suffer. Right before the jury came out, I would feel cold and shaky. My hands got clammy, and my bowels seized up. And, of course, there was a week of sleeplessness and misery. I don't think natural extroverts get that way. I think they thrive on the attention, the pressure, the rush.


Cain was a lawyer, so her take on introverts is that they suffer in their quietude. She assumes that we long to peel away our thin skin and emerge as extroverted superheroes. Lawyers notwithstanding, most introverts do just fine, thank you very much. Scientists, writers, musicians, artists, even teachers subscribe to the backrooms of life. It's not so bad in here. So shut up, and leave me alone.

If a Blog Posts in the Forest, Does Anyone Read It?

The blogging world is like a city full of skyscrapers that this country bumpkin has her head stretched up to see. Not only are there an infinitesimal numbers of blogs out there on everything from conspiracy theories to haunted film decor, there are infinitesimal numbers of blogs about blogging. It's all pretty overwhelming.

I like blogging, but I'm feeling lonely out here in the blogosphere. So please comment, even if it's snarky. And like me or Digg me or tweet me or do whatever else you have to do to get me some damn attention!

A Boy's Kitchen

I've noticed that Jericho doesn't go much for trucks and trains. But he really likes kitchens. Give him a toy kitchen, and he'll spend lots of time opening and closing cupboards, putting stuff in and taking it out again. So I jumped at the chance to buy a lightly used, well-loved kitchen from a neighbor here in Mt. Airy.

As I was picking the kitchen up from behind my neighbor's row house, I was happy to meet the little boy who had played with it for many happy years. "I had a lot of fun with that kitchen," he told me. It makes me happy to think that toy kitchens in this day and age can be passed on with good recommendation from boy to boy.

The Seven Year Itch

Every 25 years, I like to have a kid. But every 6 or 7 years, I like to change careers.

I started out as an environmental activist. After graduating college - a bit late because I took time out to have Jade - I began working at FSEEE (then called AFSEEE). They hired me as a part-time administrative assistant. It was a start-up nonprofit with four employees at the time (including me). The founder, Jeff DeBonis, was a Forest Service whistleblower. He courageously called out the federal agency he worked for, charged with protecting national forests, on its complicity with the timber industry.

As a start-up organization, things were volatile in the early days of AFSEEE. When the editor of its bimonthly newspaper left the organization, Jeff asked me to step in. And thus, my career in journalism magically began. It was a terrific job right out of college. I felt like I was part of an important movement that was going to save trees in the Pacific Northwest and beyond. I gave the organization everything I had for six years. But eventually, I tired of the grind.

I returned to school for a Master's Degree and began studying journalism more formally. When I graduated, I found a job at a a glossy magazine called Mercator's World, which focused on antique map collecting. Inner Voice, AFSEEE's publication later morphed into the more professional Forest Magazine. Mercator's World eventually went belly-up. But in the process I converted my writing from advocacy-oriented screeds to more balanced magazine-style journalism. I began freelancing for magazines and other publications, learning to write in the process. My dream was to write long-form nonfiction pieces like my hero John McPhee.

After about six years or so years of this, I took a part-time job as a Communications Coordinator for the Wayne Morse Center of Law and Politics at the University of Oregon School of Law. The goal was to have a half-time job with health benefits so I could work as a freelancer the rest of the time. But my proximity to the law school sucked me into a new career. After being inspired by visiting professor Charles Ogletree, I decided I wanted to be a public defender. On a whim, I took the LSAT. My score was decent enough to get me into the UO law school. The Morse Center sponsored my education there. Again, I was lucky enough to be mentored by a supportive, one-of-a-kind boss, Margaret Hallock.

So I became a lawyer and took the seemingly insane step of leaving Oregon behind for Philadelphia. This was around the time that Jade went to college at UC-Santa Cruz. I was ready to trade beautiful scenery and nice people for grit and surly people.

At first I loved my job working in the trenches of our racist criminal justice system. With Jade in college, I could live a single life for the first time since I was a teenager. It was fun living in Center City, fighting the good fight, partying hard on the weekends.

But now I'm married and have a toddler. We moved into a quiet residential enclave, and I take the train to work. I am becoming bone weary of fighting in court every day, of waking up early and leaving Jericho at daycare, of being too tired in the evenings to really focus on him. I feel old and out-of-shape.

While I've always liked most of those I represent, the breadth of their problems has become too depressing. And I can't forget the ones I've failed. Too big a part of their lives -- their freedom -- relies on my humble skills. Besides the albatross-like weight of incarcerated former clients, I'm sick of being disrespected in court by judges, ADAs, family members, and those I represent. Services rendered for free do not have the same cache as those rendered by paid lawyers in $1,000 suits. The quality of representation is seldom noticed. Style is what matters.

And when I succeed, I may only keep my client out of jail briefly. Most of them come back, repeatedly making the same mistakes or falling into the same traps. I've had my heart broken many times by those I believed in. All the work and self-sacrifice no longer feel worth it. There are plenty of younger, fresher bodies to replace me in the trench.

So I'm ready for something new. I want a job where I can think slowly and deeply rather than quick, off-the-cuff. I want more control over my time. I want to be appreciated. I want to be able to take care of myself as well as my family. Universe, make this happen!

Overshadowed

I guess I'm just a day late and a dollar short in terms of having my situation widely publicized and picked up on the wire. Another year, a few more kids, a grandkid or two, loose a kidney, and maybe I would get the coverage that this woman got.